Don't be afraid, afraid to fall
You know I'll catch you through it all


major news.
my cousin Zakir thinks hes Troy Bolton.
:O
what has the world come to?!
hahahahaha!

i was wandering around Causeway Point the other day
and i saw High School Musical dolls.
(im going to mention HSM ALOT in this entry,
just an advanced warning.
no, i am not a freak)


my my, how perfectly horrifying.
they really didnt do the girls justice.
they look 5384673681 times better than that in reality.
and Gabriella's hair ISNT like that.
and Sharpay looks like any other Barbie doll i saw on the rack.

i wonder how Barbie feels like, to be touched
and dressed and undressed by so many people.
practically everyone has seen her naked.
ouch.


anyway the dolly Chad has hair
5751425.2472 to the power of 5271219 times
the size of Corbin Bleu's.
because dont you know that
bigger is better, and better is bigger
a little bit is never enough, no no no!
*sings*
I WANT IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL

oh shit im really so into the soundtrack of HSM3 now,
somebody help me!
it never crossed my mind that
i would ever, EVER, be obsessed with
High School Musical
(NONO I AM NOT OBSESSED,

OKAY, i just like the songs)


oh seriously, what is happening to meeeeeeee


mom gave a lego set to my cousin Ikin.
it used to belong to my brother and me.
it came in a box.
Zwan told me that when we were little,
he insisted that the Lego box was a portable toilet bowl.
according to him,
i believed him and proceeded to pee in it.
oh, the humiliation!

anyway Ikin was so excited, she looked like she was about to cry.
she loves the lego set and she kept inisisting that
it was the best thing that ever happened to her
and no one had ever given her such a priceless thing before.
and my mom was like, for pete's sake, its second-hand!
i mean, i actually PEE-ed in there!

Lufee said he wanted to kill me.

i felt very hurt (?)

hahahaha and then he said

he wants to own all my pictures on Friendster.

hahaha 'yay ogayy' (?!)

i got locked out of the house on Monday.
it was stupid.
i had to wait for three and a half hours at the void deck
accompanied by the rain, birds, lightning and thunder.
(okay fine, i was scared)
i wrote poems, it was a pity i didnt have a guitar with me.
=/

the blocks at my neighbourhood are all linked
so i walked from one block to another
and i explored so many new places
and i walked past almost every door in my block.
(yes i was scared but its not like

i had anything better to do anyway)
and to think ive been living here for like 13 years!
there are still so many things i havent seen.

anyway, i saw many things.
i saw kids playing with fire at the void deck.
i saw a tired "Karang-guni" (?!) man sitting at the staircase.
i saw a cat jump down from the second storey.
i saw that the playground where Ahdila
and i shared our secrets has been demolished.
i saw birds in trees, something i dont really get to see
because i was never quite that observant.

"the world is small."
how small?


anyway Ahdila sent me an email.
it is official. she is mentally demented.

hello zany! life at london has been great.
i've met loads of roadside artists and
i got myself a drawn caricature. isn't it so cool?!
so how have you been? hows jackie your dog?

hit me back soon!

love, Ehdilette Monroe


i am mentally demented too because i replied.


Ehdilette, my old friend!
how very kind of you to ask about Jackie!
Blimey, Jackie misses you!
Everyone does. I would very much like to see the caricature.
They don't have many of those roadside artists here in New York.
But I have met tons of new people and explored many places.
I have attached a picture of myself with birds.
It was taken at Great Gallant City.


I hope things are fine there at London.
I miss you so!

Love from Zany Alice 'Phantom' Jordan

(the picture i attached is the first picture in this entry)
and no, i have no idea what or
where the heck Great Gallant City is.


yesterday i spent my day with Zulfikar.
High School Musical 3, again!
this time i only teared at the part when Troy hugged his dad.
(really, i need to get my head checked)

hahahahaha and this lady approached us
and asked us to become models!
which is stupid because i dont think i looked very model-esque
in my grey tee and skinnies.
and I SWEAR I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING, k
its ridiculous.
its like, the lady has to stand at the MRT station every day and
look for young kids and then approach them
and ask them to become models.
but i heard many people have been victimised before.
hahahaha
i feel jaded (?)

and i said, "i'm SO gonna blog about it"

in my bimbo accent.

i think?

okay seriously, many things happened,

i dont know where to begin.
plus an uncle tried to sell me 120slide film for 25 bucks.
and 120negative for $18.
when i said no, he said confidently, "i give you 15"
(as in, fifteen bucks)

oh yes he's mentally demented too.

in the end i got two rolls for $7.90 each at another shop.
HAH, ASS!


at the rooftop.

"It's like catching lightning,
the chances of finding somone like you"
because we couldnt stop singing that song!
hahahahaha

then there was lightning
and it started drizzling and ... yeah.
(:


ok bye world,
im done talking to myself.



hi sexy, be mine.