In another moment down went Alice after it,
never once considering how in the world she was going to get out.
- Alice in Wonderland

tag replies 15th - 16th November
passerby: hahaha yep, thanks on the behalf of my friend! =D
IGNATIUS: whoohoo thanks!
Huimin: dont waaaaaaaant!
marini: keep reading! =D
yenshan: hahaha i'll bring a mouse back and call him Mickey -___- hahahaha
passer: no, we're not together.
IGNATIUS: REPLIED!
Haziq: and youre proud of that?! hahaha okay tbff!
Fuzz: cool uh abeh?
aiden: so what. like i cannot *sticks out tongue*
Aisha: WHY NOT?! hahahaha Zany would be fine, thank you. yes i respond to Zany. hahahaha
aman: WTF?! hahahaha okay im freaked.

happy birthday daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love you many many!
:D

okay so Marini asked how i got the name Zany.
no, Zany isnt really my name, you fools.
hahahaha
okay lai lai, story telling time!

one night, i was browsing the dictionary.
i wanted to find an interesting word for my new email adress.
and i found the word zany.
so i combined it with insane
and somehow got inn.zane.
soon after, i forgot zany even existed.

a few months later,
Khair and i were exchanging comments on friendster,
and i gave him:
K!
H!
A!
I!
R!

and he replied:
S____
Y____
A____
Z____
(the underlined parts being adjectives that describe me,
for example, SWEET, lol okay no im not sweet hahaha)

apparently, he got stuck at the letter Z.
he wrote a question mark after Z instead.
and then, we discussed it on messenger
and he browsed the dictionary
and eventually found the word zany.
and thats how i got reunited with zany
and thats how,
my name became
S
Y
A
Zany

syazzany.
get me?

how i became Zany PHANTOM is another story too.
hahahahaha
see, at one point of time when my hormones were whack,
i fell for the cartoon character, Danny Phantom
okay, stupid right i know
but seriously, i fell head over heels for him
(not as hard as how i fell for Peter Pan back when i was five.)

anyway, Khair and i were talking
(yes, Khair again)
and i was gushing about how Danny has really cute hair
(or eyes, or butt, i cant recall)
and he snapped, something like,
"aiyah you uh! danny phantom, danny phantom!
you become zany phantom sudah!"

and it was a complete revelation! *makes holy sounds plus light effects*
(yes i know the word revelation is a little overused in my blog
but i cant help it if my life is full of revelations)

so since then, i stand as Zany Phantom.
(:

okay moving on.

i dont know why im saying this but Hafi likes spoiling
the sensation i get whenever i eat grapes.
seedless grapes, especially.
she'll go, "actually right, seedless grapes arent healthy.
they are genetically modified to be seedless so blahblahblah"
she goes on and on and on until i officially lose my appetite
and this has happened for more than four times, i swear.
hahahahaha

anyway Yusri has an admirer/peminat uhhhh!
CHEY CHEY CHEY CHEY CHEY CHEY CHEY
*eyebrows vibrate*
hahaha okay, videocalls with Yusri is the sex.
*thumbs up*
and stop wobbling lah boy. its not cool
hahahaha

by the way, i told my my cousins, the little ones,
that Troy died in High School Musical 3.
i dont know if they believe me or not
but Iqah seemed convinced.
i told them that Sharpay wanted to kill Gabriella
but Troy sacrificed his life and died for Gabriella instead
so indirectly, Sharpay killed Troy
which is ironic because Sharpay wants Troy.
hahahaha i dont know, i pretty much suck at story-telling.
maybe thats the reason why they refuse to believe.

IM SERIOUS, TROY IS DEAD!
D:

anyway, Ykid has left for wherever he's left for.
ten days without Ykid eh.
]=
this post is a little late.
but yeah, have a safe journey, sonny,
and you still owe me my Baybeats guitar pick!
taik bacin!
*smiles sweetly*

it is official.
friendster is getting on my nerves.
maintenance for what uh uh uh
in the end it'll end up imitating myspace or facebook or the likes.
cyberspace is killing me.

today i had dinner at the Sakura buffet thing at West Coast.
there was food, lots of them! =O

i feel very pampered
but Sakura cheated my feelings.
they labelled the brown ice-cream, "CHOCOLATE"
but it was actually coffee.
]=

but its okay, i still felt like a princess!
=D

i saw two squirrels playing at the park!
i think they're a couple
and it was seriously adorable!
they were playing catch on the tree!
=D
*screams*
ooooooooooh its a sqerrrl!


oh look im posting this gay thing up again!

today i annoyed my mom by asking her redundant questions.
i saw a sign that said Meeting Point 1
and i kept asking her what it was for.
and i asked her why the Sakura buffet thing
was secluded and built in the middle of nowhere
and how come we actually need to wait to be seated
when the place was already empty.
which actually makes sense.

i remember asking her if i could stay overseas
for a few months when i get older and have the money.
she asked why would i want to do that
and i said i just want to be free.

and idk, i thought the conversation was really dumb
because i couldnt think of enough reasons why i want to stay overseas.
i had somewhere peaceful in mind
and she snapped, "where you want to stay, Malaysia?"
ok what!

and mom got PODS!
PODS PODS PODS!
i love PODS!
if you dont know what PODS are, i feel sad for you
i dont know why theyre called PODS
but they taste awesome, so awesome that you wont stop eating all forty pieces of them!
there are snickers PODS, mars PODS, kitkat PODS and idk what lah
go to Candy Empire and look for yourself k.

these days, i think kids are very attracted to me.
my little cousin Trisha kept wanting to sit on my lap yesterday.
today a little boy was walking and he collided into me.
and one time i placed my hand on my hips
and a few seconds later a boy smashed his face onto my elbow
and he covered his eye and over-dramatically acted like he was about to faint.
-___-

and then a little girl touched my butt.
she touched my BUTT.

should i freak out yet?
hahahahaha

okay bye, camp tomorrow!
NINE DAYS TO HONGKONG!
hey ho the dairy oh (?)

ps. yes. i would really really really appreciate it
if 'passerbys' stop tagging questions like,
"are you and _____ together?"

its okay if youre my friend and you're just wondering,
but if youre merely a 'passerby',
you dont need really need to know, right?

BTW.
Yusri Bin Jumari here.
hahahaha.