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Tuesday, February 10, 2009 @ about 10:31 PM
swing swing

All these red cup romances
We're all so fond of the circumstances we've come to
And i know i won't call you in the morning
-Single Serving Friends





firstly, i screwed my math, biology and physics test.
i feel demoralised and defeated but it's not killing me.
not yet.


i mean, wtf!
i couldnt even differentiate
a double ray diagram and a single ray diagram!
i am a disgrace to mankind!
D:


so anyway sitting with Ahdila gets a little out of hand these days.
yesterday she was like a delusional marker-holding barbarian.


picture Ahdila (with a long long long skirt
teehee ahdila's gonna kill me)

holding a pink marker and jabbing me with it
and leaving ugly scrawly lines on my skin
that caused Wan Hui to call me a zebra )=


i was defenceless... lost... helpless... but not yet defeated.
the only thing to do was to hide! =O


i can run, rather fast, but running brings me nowhere
because the school is the size of a pathetic pair of buttocks.
and getting caught outside the classroom
without a filthy permission pass
would only result in me spending
the rest of the day at the so-called reflection centre.


so like i said, the only solution was to hide!


but where?


i couldnt possibly hide in the class cupboard!
Ahdila could open the cupboard door and poke me to death.
and i couldnt possibly hide behind Shaw Siong!
(erk!)
so i hid behind Mifdhal!
=D


and he heroically faced the wrath of Ahdila
and allowed her to scribble "I AM SEXY" on his biceps.
thank God i had Mifdhal.
but did it stop the marker-poking monster? no!



uh, okay this story-telling is getting tiring.
i think i'll skip it.


bottomline is Ahdila is dangerous,
especially in the presence of markers,
but whatever it is, she is my best 2(B)²,
and i cant tell you the meaning of that.


it's pretty simple actually.
we were talking about breasts
and linking those tender pieces of skin to biology.
turgid breasts and flaccid ones,
and crenated ones and even uni ones!
(okay, nothing to do with bio.
uni-breasts are like unibrows, you know, conjoined)




turgid ones are those solid and nice-shaped ones.
and flaccid ones are those saggy ones.
crenated ones are like how cells are when they crenate,
those little spikes and stuff.
and unibreasts, like i said, are conjoined ones.
and according to Ahdila, people with these
are only allowed to wear training bras.
OMG YOU PROBABLY THINK WE'RE FREAKS NOW.
sad.


ohohoho!
we're at the echolocation part of physics now!
hahahaha.
Mrs Ng was talking about sonar which reminded me of my dad lol.
i remember the time Dexter was reading
my dad's name on the nametag on my book
and he was like, "so-nar.. so-no... sonar! sonar! zeng zeng!"
something like that.

and it was quite a revelation
because i never thought my dad's name could ever be cool.
i mean, he actually wanted to change his name to Muhammad Noh.
(i dont know if thats meant personal hahahaha)
i mean, MUHAMMAD NOH, man!
he doesnt look like a Muhammad Noh to me!


thank god he didnt change his name or i'd be Zany Noh or something.


speaking of Zany, now Ahdila, Ahmad Syahir
and Shari are supposed to call me Zana.
it's kind of stupid.


during general meeting yesterday, Ahmad was calling me, "Syaz!"
and i was like, "since when did you call me Syaz?
you've never called me that before."

and he said, "Syazwani! ... Syazanaaaaaa!"
and then blahblahblah idk what suddenly
Ahdila told them to start calling me Zana so yeah.
i cant keep up with my 537436145 nicknames, seriously.


anyway Choo Jin Yang is officially Choo Willy Wonka now.
everyday, i tell him everday that he reminds me of Willy Wonka
(the one in the book, not the Johnny Depp version)
you know the characters drawn in Roald Dahl's book
(illustrated by Quentin Blake)
always have their legs not normally placed flat on the ground.
idk uh, seems like it!
and it reminds me of Jin Yang!




yay Jin Yang!
speaking of Jin Yang, the other day
he threw one of his graph papers without recycling it *gasps*
and when i gave him a shocked look
(no im not obsessed with recycling,
i just wanted to annoy him)
he declared,
"What?? All the trees in the world exist for me!"
with the silly Willy Wonka-esque actions.
ah, silly Willy!


Ahdila was weird today.
well, what's new?
she sang,
"And i say, Zany will you follow me into the room to have some fun"
and she forced me to picture Zul singing that.
aiyoyoyoyoyoyo.


and the other day, i was sweating like fug like that
and then i turned to Jam and asked her,
"Darling, would you still love me if i sweat?"
i dont know what happened after that
but i think she said yes
and then we had an argument about whether sweating
is part of homeostasis or excretion
when it so obviously is part of both.



aiyah.
hahahahaha.
and Jam actually scolded the stalker guy,
three cheers for Jam!
=D


and btw it's official,
the list of trumpeters going for SYF.
i feel pressurized, like all the weight is exerted on me,
which isnt true, of course.
i worry for the section. cause like,
arent trumpeters supposed to be the voice of the band?


i really need to practise hard like hard like superrr harrrrd
because i'll be playing 1st trumpet with Jam
and i cant afford to commit a single mistake.
Mr Chia actually praised us the other day
when we sounded like the equivalent of bird poo.
*cries*


actually i shouldnt be online.
i've completed ALLLLLL my homework
(except Chemistry, because hope is lost)
but i've a POA test tomorrow
and im so not ready.


okay i'd better go mug and sleep and mug and sleep
cause every day is the same mug and sleep and mug and sleep.
i was almost late to school today.
)=


i panicked and Zul was like,
"Run, baby ruuuun, don't ever look back"
which made me panic even more
but i wasnt even CLOSE to being late, lol.
Mr Yeo said the school started
two minutes later than usual today,
thank God.


the other day during the temperature taking exercise,
my temperature was like 37.5 degrees celcius
and i got sent down to the hall
but when i took my temperature there it was 36.9 degrees celcius
and Mr Yeo accused of me of taking my thermometer out
when there was no beeping sound )=
im not sickkkkkkkk, not anymore yay
people say i have a weak immune system
after i almost died during morning assembly yesterday
(ok, exaggerated)


dad said i might be lacking of irons or glucose or what
but isnt like, the liver supposed to help
in the shortage of glucose or something?
uhhh i dont know lah )=
im so screwed, seriously.


note to self, drink more water and eat vegetables.
i probably should paste a sticky note on my forehead.



*sobs*


okay bye!


ps. i want perfect eyesight.
and, I MISS MY CYBER ADIK!!!


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