And you wish you could be on a magic carpet
Yes, you wish you could be
Ever so transported from here, from herewawaweeeeeeeeeee
Saturday with Audrey was the bomb!
hahahaha
there was countless squealing and screaming involved
but we're girls so we're automatically excused.
we attempted to take the
502 express bus to town
but my ezlink card had insufficient funds
and i only had ten-dollar notes with me,
so, to prevent Audrey from tapping her card,
i screamed, "AUDREEEEEY! COME BAAACK!"
(because she was way in the bus already, about to tap her card)so in a shock Audrey went
"HUH?!?!"
and ran down the bus
and i ran one round,
around the fence-like thingy at the entrance of the bus,
just to alight!
Farhan and Khai Seng and Khai Seng's mom
saw the whole pathetic scene
and it was embarrassing but hilarious
but embarrassing, still.
imagine youre sitting on the bus and you hear a girl scream,
"AUDREEEEEEY! COME BAAAACK!"
followed by two girls foolishly running down the bus.
hahaha wtf right.
and there was one scene when Audrey was looking for
Collon,
and we only stared at one side of the aisle of
Fairprice,
for like, what, five minutes?
then Audrey turned round and half-shouted,
"JAGABEEEEEE, JAGABEEEEE"
for no particular reason at all.
so i turned round to face boxes of Collon!
and for some reason,
we screamed at the exact same time,
"EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
and gave the NTUC aunty the shock of her life.
she was on a mini-ladder
so im thankful she didnt fall or die or something.
and yeah we had a whale of a time looking at
awesome stuff we couldnt afford.
(not at NTUC, i meant at town hahaha)
we screamed at almost everything that was nice.
like,
AT THE SAME TIME.
as in, those nice items caught both pairs of our eyes
AT THE SAME TIME.
(omg i love Audrey, shes like,
my soulmate or something hahaha wtf)
and there was one time at Forever 21
when this malay guy from CTS or somewhere,
stared at me in an
eh-its-you(!) way,
like really in concentration like that ah
but i swear ive no idea who he was.
i just looked away and got engrossed in accessories i couldnt afford
and forgot about that little incident.
then, when Audrey and i were about to walk out of the shop,
the guy strikes back!
(past tense of strike?!)
he was standing still, two metres away from us.
he kept staring in that same way.
then he looked at Audrey and stared at her in that way too
so we stopped walking and he said,
"AUDREY NAH?!?!?!?!" oh, as it turned out,
theyre old friendsssss!
=D hahahahahaha who wouldve thought?
so i left them talking in merriment
while i took another walk around Forever 21,
pretending to be
Becky from Confessions of A Shopaholic,
which, of course, will never happen because
one,
i dont have a credit card,
and two,
i dont have long legs
... which doesnt have anything to do with anything, really.
hahahaha
oh yes back to Audrey's old friend.
after their blithe conversation, she sauntered over to me
and declared that he was her primary school friend,
(haha my sentence structure makes me laugh sometimes)
and she told me that he knows me.
and i was like,
HEH?!
and she shouted (because Audrey never speaks; she
shouts. hahahaha)
"HE READS YOUR BLOG!!!!"and most of the time, just those four words
(or variations of the four words, like,
i read your blog, she reads your blog, they read your blog etc)can
make my day.
so yes that made my day, along with Audrey's presence.
hahahah cousinnnnnnn!
so anyway thank you Audrey's primary school friend,
for reading my blog. (=
yay these sexy things are mine!
saturday