We know we shouldnt do it but we do it anyway
We know we might regret it but it seemed okay
Damn these wild young hearts






HELLO EVELLYBODEHHHH
im chatting with Fayez and i swear he's deranged!
he types with his toes and his eyes closed
and he gets excited at the thought of v...
uh.. okay not appropriate. =D


and because im feeling a little exhausted but appreciative
i shall give a shoutout to the people i love in this world, chey


uhhh okay i dont even know where to start.
ok wait.


okay i love Madi and Hafi!
i love Ahdila the adik and Audrey the cousin
and Mifdhal the abang and Farah the bibik!
i love Dexter Tan Yi Jie who never wants to spend time with us anymore )=
i love my brother but he just tried to poke my eye with the telephone thing
so i dont love him anymore.
and of course i love my parents, thats completely redundant. hahaha
oh i love Fayez of course,
although 80% of the time i dont understand what he says.
irritating!
ah and Rady also although hes MIA now...
probably too busy cheerleading ah tsk.
aaaand i love CLIQUE 6!!!!!!! =D
you know, Hafiz, Deon, Gwen and the other sweethearts hahaha!
oh yeah and i love Jasmine i love Zavier(=
and i love Zul and i love Ykid and i love Yusri and i love Shaffiqa
and i love Vania and i better stop for now =D


i made a quiz about myself on Facebook
because i want to be hip! -___-
its almost impossible to score 100% in my quiz.
you can try. hahaha fat chance youre even going to pass.
=D


(lol major hint there)


and the reason why i listed down the people i love is
im trying to think happy thoughts
because the thought of sitting for O'levels Malay next next week,
and the thought of failing majority of my subjects for midyears is really disparaging.
how am i going to live through the disappointment?
sigh, its a cold world out there. *shakes head*

Zany: Mr Anand entered the classroom today saying bio midyears is easy, so easy *sarcastically*
Mom: really? why didn't you talk back?
Zany: how?!
Mom: say ah, "if you even taught us, of course it would be easy"

and i was like wah mom's so hardcore. hahaha.
seriously.
my bio teacher should win awards for being awesome
at making people feel lousy about themselves.
and he has, after one and a half years,
succeeded in bringing me down.
congratulations.


and i really wouldnt talk back to a teacher like that,
not even when the devil horns have protruded from the sides of my head.
at times like these, i'd rather go off to a corner and cry
because it brings much lesser hassle than having to be suspended for defiance.
the school instills in us the value of Respect
and we must uphold this value
so as to not tarnish the good image of the school.


... did i actually type that?!?!?!
oh my god i need my head checked.
tsk. it is so propaganda.
i mean, 'good image of the school'?!


on a more desperate note,
HEEEEEEEELP, I DONT WANT TO SCORE C6 AS USUAL FOR MALAY!!!!!
)=
okay okay!
i know i know!
from tomorrow morning onwards,
i will start reading the newspaper!
yes i will! thats right! i will!
yes, thats swell!


today i couldve sworn i was going to fall sick
but to my dismay my temperature was only 36.9.
not even 37.0. -___-
i was hoping i'd have a chance to miss a day of school tomorrow.
i mean, who can live through the anxiety of getting their testpapers back,
especially when the papers are badly done?
i mean, i can guarantee single digits
for math paper 2, social studies, and malay everything.
i think biology and physics wouldnt be so heartless towards me.


ACTUALLY I HAVE TONS TO BLOG ABOUT.
you know i cant stop singing the song by Sugababes.
what's it called? oh yeah, PUSH THE BUTTON.
its such a slutty song and the girls sound so cheap but i love the tune!
please dont laugh at me if i put it as my blog song )=


guess what! i got this watch thing for myself!





it's such an investment!
it's not a real watch.
it's kind of stupid actually
but these stupid things normally make me happy
in a really strange way.
i wear it to school and it always cheats my feelings
but im quite used to wearing watches that don't function.
im allowed to adjust the hour hand of the watch anytime i want
and its awesooooome!
its like meddling with time in a secret way!!! =D
okay thats dumb. sigh.
im really deprived of adventure.
but still. this way, if people ask me, "what's the time?"
i can go, "what time you want?"
and fix the hour hand OMG COOL OR WHAT!


yesterday i went for a picnic with Madi and Hafi til 9!
there were three "China-people" attempting to steal a tree using some stick thing
and i took some picture and videos of their selfish and unaltruistic scheme
to show the park ranger in the case of an emergency!!!!
we call that "evidence."
it is truly evidence!!!!!
LOOK!!!!




LOOK AT THEM! STEALERS!
they poked the tree for hours!!!!!!!
and the woman nearest to the camera
is trying to appear innocent.
DONT BE FOOLED! she was involved too! tsk.




i swear im in love with them!
i mean Madi and Hafi, not the tree stealers.
Hafi said something really heartwarming.
hahaha i think it went something like,
"i know that even if i end up single or having very little people in my life,
i still have you two" something like that,
and i was like awwwwwww (=
I WANT TO LIVE WITH THEM!
our house'll be so cool filled with Hafi's crazy illustrations on the walls omg!
there'll be a lifesize ME and a lifesize MADI and a lifesize HAFI
and we'll eat Hafi's tuna sandwiches everyday!!!!!!!!


i wont publish pictures of the picnic here
because i notice that pictures make me lose my blogging mood
because my train of thought'll just vanish in thin air.
speaking of trains, its been a while since i actually boarded a train.
not the MRT you ignorant twits.
i meant real trains.
like the ones at platform 9 and three quarters.


the other day i had a conversation with Jam.
i think we were planning for some graduation thing

and we talked about drawing or something.

Jam: you draw ah!
Zany: me?! why me? you ah!
Jam: me?! you ah!
Zany: me?! you ah!
Jam: me?! you ah!

(okay no, wait the conversation was a bit more interesting i think)

there. i rest my case.




tsk! people and their imagination!
hahahaha.


okay dad and mom are back from wherever they went.
i told them to bring some Tronky home because Tronky is absolute genius
and if youve never heard of Tronky, its because youre an ignorant twit
im sorry but its the truth. this is a cold and harsh world.


anyway dad said,"Waaaaaniii! you want your Tronky?" and i was like yeah yeah!
and he was like, "you have to drink this first!!!"
and then he held up some herbal essence thing.
the world is truly cold and harsh. )=

but lets look on the bright side.
it's my bedtime!!! =D


okay fine it's not.
hahahaha i think i'll head over to facebook
and laugh at the people who failed my quiz HAHAHAHAHA


enjoy your week, sunshines
may you lucky things have a week filled
with joy and laughter and happiness and merriment and
gaiety and exuberance and delight and bliss and...
=D





ps. okay i lied.
those "china-people" werent trying to steal the tree
but lets pretend they were
so my life would be slightly more fascinating!
Hafi made a guess that the man
was having a Park Ranger Efficiency Test
and my god if thats the case,
hes such a complete failure.