think happy thoughts,
because, sometimes, nothing else works like a charm.






i let my heavy feet drag me home at half past six today
(according to my fake watch).
i was wallowing in disappointment,
and my pregnant mind is exhausted from doing so.
it is truly stupendous how i get stupefied by my own stupidity.
i am not attempting to insult others, really.


dear world, i, zany, am down for biology remedial
and i cant help but be appalled
because i know that this is exactly how it would feel
if i were to attend LITERATURE remedial lessons.
or worse, ENGLISH!
yes, it hurts THAT much.
and yes, my biology results are THAT bad.
thanks Mr Anand for graciously emphasizing the point.


still, besides thinking happy thoughts,
there're always those simple joys
like hearing the crunching of dry leaves beneath my Everlast sneakers,
or finding two defenseless bars of Tronky in the refrigerator,
anticipating my arrival.
oh and not to mention a whole box of Ferrero Rocher.


im treating this like a disaster don't you think?
this whole scoring-badly-for-midyears thing.
hahahaha. no, no.
im just pensive.
seriously, what on earth was i thinking?
sigh. zany, stick to english and literature
and all the things people deem boring and lame.
... i am just not cut out for science.


back in primary school my english teacher taught me the word
"Rhinotillexomania".
she said it meant "an obsession of digging your nose",
but i did a little research
and it just plainly means the process of digging your nose.


i think it is injustice (and absurd),
that digging of noses is counted as taboo, in some cases.
what, am i supposed to walk around with a load of shit in my nose, seriously?
that would be more of a turn-off, if you ask me.
it's like, youre just standing there innocently
and the next second, one filthy creature comes up to you and talks to you,
spraying chunks of nose shit or pee-sai or whatever you may want to call it
all over your face Oxy5-smeared face.


i mean, i'm not saying its appropriate to go up to someone
and dig your nose like its the last day you will ever see,
but you can still do it discreetly right?!
come on man.

tsk, the cruelty of the sinister world.
how can we not even be allowed to dig our own noses?!
and why am i talking about digging noses?!??!


... maybe cause im doing it now ha-ha