zany: can lemme borrow your Eastpak bag?
pedro: tsk. why you everytime wanna borrow my stuff? first shirt then bag then next what? pants ah?
zany: uh, no? i just want that bag what, its not like i want the other ugly black sling bag which all my schoolmates own ha ha ha
pedro: ah?! ah i give to you ah, that one.
zany: eeee for what! donate to SPCA let dog wear ah.

(i only realized the absurdity of the statement after it escaped from my mouth lol wtf, dogs?!)

pedro: SPCA?! you paiseh right, you wanted to say something else.
zany: noooo. i wanted to say donate to the elephant that one. the charity elephant. whats the name?
pedro: donate to ah meng
zany: ah meng not elephant lah. ah meng gorilla.
pedro: ah meng orang utan lah!

FAIL.
... it's no wonder that some people insist i shouldve been born a blonde.
sigh sigh sigh


oooh oooh oooooh, now i remember!
the charity elephant is called SHARITY ELEPHANT!



aaaand there he is!!!!!!!
good ol' elephant.
i circled his head in red,
just in case you couldnt spot him among those lucky children.
what great childhood!
i never got to meet Sharity in person )= ... uh, in elephant.

... Sharity's not a person right?
uhhh ahhh uhhh ahhhhafhsdfushgldgdkgnk;dsgkdg
AAAAH I DONT KNOWWWWWWwWwWwWwW stop pressurizing meeee


anyway go to sharity.org.sg !!!
good stuff!
=D