Stuck On You, Till The End Of Time
"I can't escape your incessant whine
When you beam it out all across the sky"





I've decided that i should blog in complete sentences and proper apostrophes, for once. (=
hahahaha

ARGH SEEEE?!?!?!?!
I can't type a decent entry
without leaving redundant hahahahas
all over the place!!!!!!!

okay you know what!
screw complete sentences and proper apostrophes!!!!
this is an important entry!!!!!
I HAVE URGENT AND PONDEROUS (not really) NEWS!!!!!
i need to say that i cant text anymore!!!!!!!!!
i mean, i can, but im trying to control myself,
because if December's phone bill blows to kingdom come,
I AM TOAST!!!!!!!
TOAST, I TELL YA!!!!!!!

dad gave his last warning so if i dont reply your texts please dont whine! :/
and i dont want to pay my own bill
because i dont have a job
because mom says no to jobs
because im just spoilt like that.
plus i get allowance!
(additional ten bucks this week, top that!)
*feels blessed*

ah and another thing!
please do not attempt to tempt me by asking me out
BECAUSE I CANT GO OUT.
not because i dont want to BUT BECAUSE I AM BUSY!
(wow i am busy! how awesome is that)
i didnt realize until today that we're so close to 2010!!!!
which means, we're sooo close to the countdown performance at Woodlands CC!!!!!
and this is bad, THIS IS VERY BAD,
BECAUSE WE HAVENT JAMMED SINCE THE GIG AT BLACKHOLE!!!!!
worse still, CJ'S NOT IN TOWN!!!!!

i am getting a panic attack!!!!!
apprehension and premonitions are taaaaking ooooveerrrrr my lifffeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
*rips hair off head*
(and if you were to get a glimpse of my face,
im actually pretty much just stoning. hahaha)

now i cant stop wondering why marbles keep falling on the floor of my neighbour's house upstairs.
and why the hell the bells on my windchimes are ringing when the air is perfectly still.

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!

anyway i told mom not to cook dinner today
because im gonna eat cup noodles!
the ridiculous mountains of MSG
i shove down my oesophagus every day
arent doing me any good, i know!
why must the tastiest food in the world
be so disgustingly loaded with MSG?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

oh oh oh guess what Kenneth got me from Japan?!?!?!
HAHAHAHA
five rings and a bracelet from Tiffany&Co!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
theyre not something i would ever wear and he knows it! -__-
and he got Ash this polka dot dress
that has an uncanny resemblance to St Margaret School's uniform!
according to Kenneth, his cousin said that it's the kind of dresses that turns him on.
HAHAHAHAHA
and Ash was like, "how much did you get this for? ten cents?"
HIL-ARIOUS!!!!

when i popped by today, the dog (whisky? lucky? ruffy? scruffy??!?!?!)
was sitting outside the door of the basement and i was like damnnnnnn
so i called Kenneth and told him to take it away
and i could hear the conversation going on from outside.

Kenneth: OI! BUDDY! go get the dog away lah Zany cannot come in
Ash: WAIT LAH IM DOING THIS!!!!
Kenneth: GO NOW LAH YOUR ZANY OUTSIDE!!!!
Ash: WAIT LAH!!!
Kenneth: FASTER LAH ZANY'S GETTING BITTEN BY THE DOG YOU KNOW!!!!

-__-
and apparently when i finally got into the basement no one was doing anything urgent.
sigh.

eh whats this i hear about 313@Somerset?!
4 storeys of Forever21?!
WHAT?!
WHATTTT?!?!?!
no, seriously, there are FOUR storeys of Forever21?!!?!?
seriously, WHAT?!?!?!
i spazzed when i read that somewhere.
but seriously, FOUR?!?!?!?!?! *faints*

okay spasm spasm
yknow i was listening to Paramore on the bus today and idk,
but i really really really hope they'll play their old songs on March 7th.
if given an option i wouldve gone for a Riot! tour
but theyve got a new album now.
and apparently Brand New Eyes doesnt speak to me
as much as All We Know Is Falling does.
and i cant seem to get myself to memorize the lyrics of Brand New Eyes
because the words dont play around in my head like how Riot! and AWKIF does,
all the time.

this is so annoying it seems that Star World has cancelled Friends' slot at 7pm.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!?
the world is out to get me, i swear.
chey no lah.

i have a number of things on my shopping list and sitting right on top is SnowPea Crisps!
i just finished a bag of SnowPea Crisps today and got told off by dad
cause according to him SnowPea Crisps are unhealthy.
but SnowPea Crisps are Nature's Choice, dad! it says so on the bag!
sadly SnowPea Crisps are one of the victims of extremely copious amounts of MSG.

LOOK!
nutrition facts!
i stole this from the net! =D




you like?!
SnowPea Crisps ftw!!!!
grossifying as it sounds (and looks), it's actually addictive.
dad ate one and went "so unhealthy blaglasjfaeknfjka"
and after two seconds he reached out and grabbed five more.
no one can resist SnowPea Crisps! =D

so anyway yknow ive always thought ive met the worst kind of people
in my years in secondary school,
and that graduation is the end of backstabbing and bitching,
but as it turns out,
mom's right. (mom's always right... no not really)
there are worse people out there.
no, there are MONSTERS!!!!
and i made myself vulnerable as to walk into the palm of someone so "high and mighty"
with the power and capability to reduce my reputation to dust. (pffft yeah right)
sigh. maybe i should feel as nonchalant as i sound.

well. no matter!
reputation shmshsupation!!!!
like i said before i'll sit and smile and do my thang.
what goes around comes around right?
and at the end of the day we all get what we deserve right?
we'll see, we'll see.
*winks at the people who know what im talking about*

in any case, my life is awesome.
i couldnt ask for more.
hence,




i repeat, tags will be replied soon.
how soon?
idk. just... soon.
and for pete's sake Syaifullah stop reading my tagboard please!!!!
youre like, totally invading my personal space. *whines*
hahahahahaha k bye