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Monday, May 24, 2010 @ about 8:25 PM
stories: sandwich & macaroni



SO........
HAI I AM BACK AND IVE GOT STORIES TO TELL!


this little convenience store at BB mrt station
called BB Convenience Store (I THINK... HAHA ANYHOW SHOOT ONLY)
sells awesome sandwiches at 6-7+am in the morning.
i bought one tuna and one egg sandwich once
and my my what a perfect start to the day! =D


so yeah since that day, i'd been craving for the sandwiches
but each time i walked past the shop there werent any more sandwiches.
THEN I SAD LAH.
but its okay.


then right.
today right...
iat 7.10am i walked past the shop, to my joy and delight
and glee and euphoria and exuberance and merriment
and gaiety and bliss and ecstasy and exultation,
THERE WERE SANDWICHES!
SO ZO-MA-GAKKKKK WTFFFFF I JUST HAD TO GET SOME!


so i took tuna and egg sandwiches
and omg im not kidding, my tastebuds were frigging tingling already!!!!
THE WONDERS OF SANDWICHES!
so anyway i went to the counter only to realize i only have a fifty dollar note with me
and the sandwiches cost $1.60!
so the cashier/uncle saw my fifty dollar note
and glared at me and said
"you give me fifty dollar note, such a big piece, got problem lah!"
then he looked away and ignored me.


yeah so i was like standing there stupidly with a sandwich
wondering if he was gonna sell the sandwich to me or not.
wah i damn sad siol.


BUT THEN!!!!!
aunty to the rescue!
the aunty (who walks around the shop with a pouch,
shes like a walking cashier, if you get what i mean)

the aunty came to me and shook her head
as if telling me to ignore the uncle.


she took my fifty bucks from me and calmly and coolly
went over to the counter and took out my change
and completely ignored her husband
who was muttering his unjustified displeasure towards me.
OMG DUDE ITS JUST A FRIGGING SANDWICH
)=


idk why he was so sensitive about it
i mean if he didnt want me to buy the sandwich he couldve just said so.
i wouldve been a sad and heartbroken and incomplete girl
throughout the rest of the day
but thats okay as long as i didnt ruin his morning.
SHEEEEESH


OKAY THATS ALL.
=D



oh okay wait the my previous entry i said
i wanted to talk about the Food Court 6 aunty
OMG OKAY I WILL NOW!!!!


so theres this malay aunty she cooks for one of the stalls at FC6!
ive had two unpleasant experiences with her!


okay the first one:


LiLing and i bought cheesy macaroni (i think) from her stall but at that time,
her husband (?) was the one at the counter.
he was a kind soul.


so anyway i wanted ketchup and there were two sauce bottles there
and i didnt know which was ketchup so i asked the uncle,
and he told me to squirt out a bit of each.
so squirted both out and he said both were chili,
and i tasted both of'em and indeed, both were chili!
so he reached out to his shelf on the wall
and gave me a bottle of ketchup SO YAY IVE GOT KETCHUP!!!


so anyway LiLing and i were out of ketchup so we went to the stall to get some more
and saw the the aunty was now standing at the counter.
LiLing went like "eeeeyer i dont like this aunty she everytime bad mood )="
but me being ever-so-accepting of people and their ways (pffft pfffft pffffffft),
i asked the aunty NICELY, for ketchup.
she pointed to the two bottles.


so i said NICELY, "no, both are chili!"
then she glared at me and said "no, one is ketchup one is chili!"
and i was like, NICELY, "no, i tried both just now, both are chili"
and she jeling/diao me and snapped in malay
"of course i know whats inside the bottles, i was the one who filled them"


then she grabbed the two bottles
and i cant remember if she smelt their contents
or tasted the sauce
BUT OH MY GOD,
i could tell from her expression that she was super paiseh already,
cause she realized both were chili!!!!!!


I DONT LIKE THIS KINDA PEOPLE.
ITS LIKE, YOURE SO RUDE AND PISSED OFF ALL THE TIME
AND YOU INSIST YOURE RIGHT. ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME.


okay unpleasant experience number two!


the lady sells two types of macaroni, the red fried kind and the cheesy (?) kind.
i decided that i wanted to try the red fried kind this time
so i asked her if it was spicy.

i asked her quite casually and really politely,
in an attempt to like, give her a second chance to be nice to me.
because yknow, nice people are really great.


(its like, i dont give a damn if thats how you normally speak
or if you were PMS-ing or in a bad mood,
its really no excuse to speak impolitely)



so anyway like i said i asked her if the macaroni was spicy.
it was just a simple and straightforward question,
she couldve just said 'no' but instead, she snapped at me
"just because you see its red doesnt mean its spicy.
you think what, all red things is spicy ah?
can be tomato what."



in my mind i was like nabeiii cheeeebye
but no i wont ever be rude or impolite to strangers, never ever,
so i wanted to just smile and buy the stupid macaroni
and go to Hilltop Haven and start on my IVP discussion with Deshun.


but noooooo the irritant of a lady still had more to say.
she said "you see the shop name, i selling western food right.
western food where got spicy, you tell me."

i was like, "uhhhh"


then she said bitterly "nowadays where can cook spicy.
nobody want to eat what. nobody likes spicy food."

i was thinking "wtf?"


and then Ahmad Izzat just HAD to call me at that exact moment.
HAIYA!
i felt disrespectful for answering my phone,
but i rejected the call once but Ahmad called again.


so anyway after i hung up she repeated
"just cause its red doesnt mean its spicy okay.
you dont know how to cook dont say lah.
you dont know how to cook right?"



i hate lying, especially about stuff about me.
i dont like making stuff up about myself.
so i shook my head no.


then she got all worked up
"your mother never teach you to cook ah? why?
why you dont know how to cook?
only when you know how to cook can you differentiate spicy things
from non-spicy things. you girl you know.
how can you not know how to cook?"



i think she saw my slightly pissed-off face
after a while cause she mentioned my mom.
my mom wanted to teach me to cook but really,
im the one who just isnt interested in cooking.
or anything to do with the kitchen for that matter.
i dont even like baking.
i know cooking is an essential skill and i WILL acquire it
but damn it, not now okay?!


so yeah after a while i think she started to soften up
and she said "dont angry okay.
im just saying cause my daughter also
blahblahblahblahblahblahblah
im just saying cause i see you everyday
and i just want to blahblahblahblah
last time i also duno how to cook i also duno
blahblahblahblah"



i couldnt be arsed to listen anymore.
and for the record mak cik,
ive only been to food court 6 FIVE times in my life,
and ive only walked past your stall TWICE.
-____-


but anyway no worries you wont see me anymore.
that'll save a truckload of oxygen. sheesh.



so anyway today's conclusion:
1. never kill insects.
2. never buy from the stall in fc6 ever again.




i'll end this entry on a more cheerful note!




i like this!
I Gotta Feeling remix,
and they threw in some Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce,
Miley Cyrus, The All-American Rejects, Jason Mraz,
Lady Gaga, Kings of Leon, Taylor Swift, Kanye West,
Katy Perry, The Fray, etcetera!


i think the parts when they mix The Climb and Halo, it sounds so magical *.*


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